1st Ever IWS Hot Dog Eating Contest Promises to be A Gas!

Hot Dogs, containing elements from all major food groups are the focus for one of the greatest contests ever imaginable. This is not a contest of how many dogs you can shove down your throat in a minute, speed is for wimps. This contest lasts all year long to see who can eat the most hot dogs in a year. Here are the rules.

1. Turkey dogs are for girls. They don't count.
2. Extra long dogs don't count as two, but bite sized dogs don't count at all.
3. Buns are a must
4. Chili is encouraged but not necessary

So far, the winner receives a pair of shoes and probably some sort of health issues but thats just part of the fun.